The Fairy of All
(as she dubbed herself)
You should refer to her as Your Majesty.
But of course, Your Majesty.
And she can *magic* anything.
Your Majesty, could you *magic* me a mansion with one hundred rooms and ten working toilets?
What about just one working toilet?
(Oh yes, our one and only toilet was recently out of action...again!)
It seems The Fairy of All who can *magic* anything is only good for one thing...
Looking too damn cute!